World's Worst Mom

I have actually found a mother that is doing more damage to their child than the nambie pambie frumps over at the sewing circle.

In fact, I believe I may have stumbled across the worst Mom on the face of the planet.

When Sophia Elam's sixteen year old son is not suspended he plays for the Silverado High School football team.

The problem the kid has is there are a number of players from a rival gang on the team. And they are not always nice to little Elam.

So one day he called in some of his fellow gang members. They came out to the practice field, threw a few gang signs, flashed a gun, and so on. But sadly none of it worked.

So Mommy Elam got involved.

On several occasions she drove members of junior's gang out to fight with the rival gang. Many members of his gang are adults.

Last Thursday the San Bernadino Sheriff's department arrested Mommy Gangbanger on a charge of child endangerment. Officials may also revoke her government aid. After arresting Sophia, law officers went to her home, where they found junior and dozens of gang members.

Little Elam pleaded, “Can’t I just call my mom?”

To which a detective replied, “No, your mom is already in jail.”

I think I'd like to huff some airplane glue and practice my brain surgery techniques on the Elam family.