Clowns and Mormons Swinging on a Pole

Oh my gosh, its getting stupid out there again.

Bartlett, Tennessee mayor, Kevin MacDonald, not to be confused with his cousin Ronald, has shut down pole dancing in his burg.

Not that there was any stripping going on in Bartlett, “a well-kept town in the heart of Shelby County where its numerous families and quality public schools make it a great place to raise a family,” but they want to nip it in the bud.

And one way to stop any swinging is to shut down a gym, where fully clothed soccer moms are using a pole to exercise. They won't even let men into the gym.

But that's the way these things get started—one minute they're swinging on a pole, and the next thing you know the men will have to fix their own dinners:



Chock one up for the kind of stupidity that creates desperate housewives, and undermines that whole family values thing.

Moving on to Utah, the creator of the Mormon missionary beefcake calendar, Mormons Exposed, has been excommunicated.

Chad Hardy put together a calendar, composed of himself and several other hunky male Mormon missionaries, posed in religiously compromised positions. Apparently, exposing your armpits is a sin with the Latter Day Saints crowd.

The beefcakes all had their pants on—and look like something you might see at a beach or construction site:



Something like this would probably be more appropriate:



Anyway Chad is going to hell. He was formally excommunicated today.

But if any of you straight girls, or gay guys, would like a calendar, they are still available here: Mormons Exposed

Moving south a state—Arizona's evil clown, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio was at it again.

He snuck into Mesa to arrest some Mexican looking drivers , for such things as having a cracked windshield. If the drivers didn't have the proper papers with them, they were issued pink underwear and warehoused in Joe's Tent City until they can be shipped South of the Border.

The last time he did this in Mesa, the police chief sent out some officers to make sure things didn't get out of hand. That really ticked off Nicklebag—so this time Sheriff Joe brought the posse in surreptitiously:



What a spectacular blowbag.

In the end, a couple dozen melon pickers and dishwashers were detained on misdemeanor immigration beefs. But it fed the fear in Maricopa County, and that is what Joe admits is his objective.

I'm sure that Nicklebag's biggest fan, United for a Sovereign America stalwart and XXXXL masseuse, Brandy Baron was pleased with the days events.

And the people of the State of Arizona, and the Republic as a whole, are much safer now. These Mexicans are by far the biggest problem we are facing.

At least that seems to be the consensus.

Like I said, it's getting stupid out there.