Magic Jesus on the Skids

Yesterday was a bad day for comedy.

It became abundantly clear that nothing is, ever will be, could be funny about Barack Obama—and why would anyone think there should be. Any comedian who tries to make an authentic messiah funny, has a tough row to hoe.

However, as usual, Jib Jib has come up with something that should amuse everyone except Barack Obama (who lets face it, is not a jolly fellow), but he will be pleased that the equally humorless Muslims are only a fleeting presence:

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But on the heels of the New Yorker excruciatingly over- analyzed cover, came the news that everyone's favorite cum mouth Jewish American Princess lost the love for her Magic Jesus.

Dear Lord, if Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman can't make it, who can?

However one thing is for sure--it's the end of comedic gnosticism--though there is still Kabbalah I guess.

But lets face it, there comes a point in every Jewish girl's life when, in a moment of revelation, there is a neurotic thunderbolt from the heavens, and she realizes that, though fat comedians with boring cock may be comforting, just maybe there is an alternative:



Now what a girl does with this sacred knowledge is up to her—only the bitchy need apply.

Besides, there is always Guillermo, so long as Hillary Duff doesn't get there first:



But, may I suggest, before jumping the Mex, you try bar stool racing:



Yep, that's what all the cool girls are doing.